somewheretheresananswer: themaine-blackandwhite: Expectations: Reality:
smh, kids these days.
0hdanggg-letsbanggg: kids now in days dress like : When I was a kid my parents dressed me like :
When watching my favorite show and I have to pee
0hdanggg-letsbanggg: I’m like But the moment it cuts to commercial “Move out the way bitches its bout to explode”
Trying to explain technology to your parents.
0hdanggg-letsbanggg: Them: You: Why did you buy something you can’t understand?
You ain't my Ex your my Y, like Y the fuck did we...
Me: Can I use the bathroom? Teacher: I don't know,...
0hdanggg-letsbanggg: teacher: other kids: me: I’m memorizing this just to use it against a teacher ;)
When people say I'm beautiful
When I'm about to ask my parents something
0hdanggg-letsbanggg: and I go up to them like And they’re like “WHAT?” I’m like damn nevermind
I hate it when teachers say "from all this...
0hdanggg-letsbanggg: BITCH, SHUT UP. From all of this complaining, I assume you’re still single.
So, how did Bruno Mars know she had her eyes wide...
0hdanggg-letsbanggg: Does that mean his eyes were open too?
Do i give a fuck what you think?
My Childhood>Your Childhood.
How I cross a street.
I don’t look both ways, I just walk. When a car comes I think to myself, “mother fucker you got brakes. You hit me I get money.”
Justin & Selena:
0hdanggg-letsbanggg: Me: Too funny to not reblog. Me:
LMAO, Jersey Shore kid version??
0hdanggg-letsbanggg: Morning shower: Night shower: lol the night shower
My face when I listen to the kid's talk nowadays:
thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg: I heard some 6th grader say “I smashed that bitch’s pussy hard.” I was like NIGGA I HOPE YOU MEANT A CAT!
Things I've heard from boys.
When your parents threaten to take your cellphone:
“I don’t fucking care” When they threaten to take your computer and internet…
Reblog if you're not Tumblr famous, and you post...
I want to be..
the person you talk to on the phone till you fall asleep. the person who make’s you smile everyday. the reason why you are smiling. the person who will make sure no one will hurt you. the person who will be by your side till the end. the person who you will run to when you have a problem. your shoulder to cry on. the person you trust. the person you like. the one who take’s care of...